Citizen Kane (1941)

You know, I don't care if this movie is supposed to be a "classic." That whole ending with Alice (Marion Davies) was just a little too tacky for my tastes.

Eddie and the Cruisers II (1989)

What can I say? Sometimes it's best to refuse funding from the British Film Council and various unions affiliated with the Labour Party.

Though, to be honest, I liked the scene on the quad at Oxford, where an impassioned Eddie ranted "I ain't no wildman! I ain't no commie!"